Cast

	KELI
	Keli was born as one of three triplets in 1979 before the Triplet Act of 1980 had been passed, forcing her parents to make a decision about which triplet to keep and take home, and which two triplets would be sent to Soviet work camps, also known as gulags. Luckily, for Keli's sake, her parents chose to take her home. Their choice was in part influenced by the fact that one of her triplet twins had clubbed feet and the other one was already teething. Due to her close brush with Communism, Keli decided to embrace life to fullest by performing extreme acting, also known as improvisational comedy. She has graced the stage in six Wing-It Production shows and is a current cast member of Jet City Improv. Keli also plays with cameras and unicorns with the Seattle based film collective, The Beta Society. She has performed in other countries such as New Zealand where she played Velvet in Popcorn, a Ben Elton play; England, where she was a member of the Oxford Imps, and Scotland, where she twice performed improv at the Edinburgh Festival. Keli takes super long dumps, was kind of born with six fingers and toes, and knows how to rock pubic sideburns. She would like to give her love to her super sexy fiancee Conor and to her super supportive family. Hollaaa!!!

	STEPHANI
	Stephani began her illustrious improv career with Wing-It Productions a little over one year ago in July of 2007. Since then she's been in such shows as Jet City Improv, Last Call, Uncle Mike Ruins Christmas, Shades of Gray, Your Job Sucks! (directorial debut), and Over and Through. Show In Your Mouth excites Stephani to no end. She is so excited in fact, that she peed her pants three weeks ago and has yet to change her pants because she enjoys sitting in her three week old excitement pee. In unrelated news, her boyfriend recently broke up with her. Stephani is also Seattle's only burlesque clown, Fanny Tragic and full-fledged member of The Beta Society. Stephani would like to thank Keli Carender for being Keli Carender and is in no way jealous of her comic genius and beauty. In unrelated news, Stephani will horribly disfigure Keli in two and a half weeks. Stephani would really really like to thank Justin Sund for being a true inspiration and an incredible motivator. She might buy him a present someday.

	JUSTIN SUND (Director)
	Justin always seems to get himself into these things. You know, awesome shows that he falls in love with and works way too hard on, compromising his relationships, job, and health. In fact, after co-directing shows like Lease: Seattle's Own Rock Opera and CUT!, he's amazed that he's still alive and kickin' it. Performance-wise, Justin was one-half of the horribly offensive comedy duo, Cupcake, the original Late-Night show that broke Wing-It box-office records (and a few hearts along the way). He also performed in Wing-It's uber-hit Election Show, winner of the Edward R. Murrow award for Comedic Excellence. Justin is very proud of his chicas, Keli and Steph, and wants to give a big shout-out (among other things) to his wife Destiny. Without Destiny's blessing, Justin would never have had the opportunity to spend LOTS of close time with two scantily clad hotties, making them do things no mother would love. Destiny...You're the best. Around. Nothing's going to ever keep you down.